i forgot to say no homo

ghettowarmachine:

moosesmeeses:

amazing

spongebob culture is real

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be
Fleetwood Mac - Landslide
104,841 plays

casweaters:

Took this love and I took it down.
Climbed a mountain and I turned around.
And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills,
till the landslide brought me down.

toasterama:

toasterama:

toasterama:

how do weeaboos end their prayers

r’amen

just kidding they are godless heathens

me: *wakes up*
me: wheres my phone
me: *rips off blankets*
me: *hears loud thud*
me: there it is

jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
image

konpozaa:

lifebien:

konpozaa:

this could be us but u a video game character

Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin

Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit

1930k:

a major moment in history